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Name: Paul
Country: United States
State: Missouri
Metro: Warrensburg
Birthday: 5/13/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: Ladies. Workin at petsmart for the rest of my life.....YEAH PETSMART LIFER!!!! WHAT WHAT.... Pitbulls. Taquitos. Crispitos. Brewskies. Hustlin. Flowin.
Expertise: Being a pitbull. Freakaleakin. Makin the ladies happy. Biting. Laides. Kabobs. Squankin. Hustlin. Scorin goals. Stretching. The navy. Tugboats. Tetris. Roller derby. yoga. Being Paul Dalba. Ladies. Amphibians. Lady amphibians. Seagulls.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Government
Message: message me
AIM:  ladiesfordalba
Member Since:
12/11/2005
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| Tonight my dad surprised me with a mighty fine dinner and i obliged in
eating it. Over the dinner he told me a little story.... I
WAS SHOCKED. My dad decided to tell me about him... and by
him i mean the side of my dad that i never knew about. APPARENTLY
my dad was in the Navy. Who KNEW?!?!?! Phillip
(my dad) spent 8 whole months aboard the SS HERPS. While aboard
he was given the grueling task of cleaning up the poop deck. NO
JOKE. Thhe next thing he told me was truly something that would
stay with me for the rest of my life. Frank Sinatra was aboard
the SS Herps. He did one if those cute WWII things where
they'd try and entertain the people and try and take their minds off
the death and famine. While onboard he totally hooked up with the
girl that slept in the hammock under Phillip. Her name was Betsy
and she had her way with a lot of the guys on the ship. Then i
started thinking.... waht if i was on the ship. And i remember
watching movies about WWII like Pearl Harbor and i was just
like oh HOLY SHIT!! I found it
astonishing that my very own father went through events similar to that
of Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbor and they entire cast of
Schindlers List... except the bad ones. My father went through
the same human sufering as the one and only Cuba Gooding Jr. That
means a lot to me. It gives me a true outlook on what the world
is and makes me feel like this "land of the free" we've created is just
a bunch of people hiding behind the wall of fear that we've
created. I can't talk about this right now...
i'm too Amazed/worked uop about it. I need my space...
Remeber... Ginger Rogers did that same thing Fred Astair did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.
~~~ Ole' Dirty Bastard
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| Woah guys... sorry it's been so long since i've updated. My
sincerist apologies go out to the hardcore Paul Dalba fans.
I LOVE YOU GUYS ..... WHAT WHAT. (and by
guys i totaly mean.. ladies.... hehe) So tonight was
good. I watched this show on tv called Best of Autopsy. It
relaly freaked me out... it was just a show about people that
perform autopsies. I mean i used to kinda want to be a coroner
but i've decided against it. Thank you HBO documentaties for
showing me what the real world is like. So yesterday i had a bit
of a movie marathon and i watched Big Fish, Young Adam, and
Trainspotting. In the process i have decided that Ewan McGregor
is probably the best actor of our time. The emotion he puts in to
characters is like more of his hear than what my mother puts in to her
cream of wheat. My mom puts actual heart in it too.. ya know like
the organ. Well today i saw the Titanic exhibit at
the Science Center. I got kicked out because i tried to steal one
of the life vests and cause i screamed really loud when i found
out that my dude died. I was truly depressed. Oh well...
it's totally their loss. I also have a new
"project" i'm working on. Today i was just sittin around and i
was just kinda like... ya know... i feel like diggin. So i
grabbed my shovel and my hoe and i just started diggin like there was
no tomorrow. Because there might be no tommorow and if
there isn't at least i allready have a grave prepared. Well
anyway Wish i could talk longer but i'm really craving
"it." I just hope she's willing to give it to me.
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THE FIRST ANNUAL NEW YEARS EVE
DALBA GAME-A-THON
WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE MOST RAW GAMING KNOWN TO MAN? HAVE URGES THAT
SCREAM, "I NEED 2 GAME!"? IF YOU ANSWERED YES (WHICH YOU ALL DID), YOU
ARE ELIGIBLE TO COMPETE IN THE ANNUAL DALBA GAME-A-THON!
THE SICKEST 8 HOURS OF YOU'R LIFE WILL BE DUELED OUT AT THE ONE
AND ONLY PAUL'S PAD. ABSELUTELY NO SISSIES ALLOWED, LADDIES GET IN FOR
FREE. GAMES INCLUDE; CRASH BANDICOOT 2: WRATH OF CORTEX, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR STAR COMMAND, TOME RAIDER III, WWF WARZONE
SATURDAY DEC.31 2005 4pm-12am
@My PAD
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| I'm watching What's eating Gilbert Grape? So i'm basically crying. Not even crying. My lap is like worse than the flood of '93. Partially the tears. Partially because this movie is too good to go to the bathroom during...whoops. Ok i need to go cry somemore.
Will I lose my dignity. Will someone care. | | |
| ok... despite what was said before.... i might have to recall what i said before. I am in fact 100% a gamer. yes, i know I may try and hid it sometimes but in reality, i am a gamer. i came out in the 4th grade and my life has changed for the better. Like that wicked song ya know. Well anyone, back to my coming out to all of you. I mean, my family knows but i'm just sick of hiding it anymore. I want you all to meet my special friend.... his name is PS2. But the person that will always have my heart and be known as "the one who got away" will be the PSP. Ok.. well this is who i am. i am a gamer. Don't hate me for who i am. Accept it. I accept you. Well, i got to go. i have some games to ..... game.
NO DAY BUT TODAY! | | |
| OMFG!!!! Ok so this dude today was walking past me and he was like... woah your hair is a lot like the song that never ends ya know.. like from lambchops. And i was just like ummm ok whatever and he was like no for real. It's blond and slick and has the potential of ticks. Oh and don't get me started it ticks. Ya know how some people have them. Not the little pest like critter but the physical problem. Like WTF does he have tourettes or something. I mean he doesn't like all of a sudden scream TITTIES or anything randomly but he keeps twitching. Kinda like Micahel J Fox. I really like Michael J Fox and i'm really sad he has the disease. I really miss Spin City. It was totally like the most underrated show about... i dunno... office stuff ever. He won a golden globe for it...HELLO.
Today in history i was sitting there and this kid had this bag of peanut m&m's. He dropped his pencil on the floor and was kinda bending over for a while. At this point it was like words written in light suddenly ILLUMINATED above my head and said THIS IS YOUR PRIME OPPORTUNITY!!! Unfortunatley, it was the bad angel that was on my left shoulder that pulled the little chain to turn it on. At the time i was completely unawares. So i lean over to try and ever so slightly get my hand in the bag of peanut m&m's. I do so and i finally get my hand on 3 peanut m&m's and even though i didn't see them, I'm almost positive they were 2 reds and a brown. But in the process of elaning over, little did i know that my weave fell off. So then i think oh shit. I can either get my weave or my hand out of the m&m's. later i would realize that both were in fact possible but i was in a tight spot so shut up. So i go for the weave. But then i lean over so far that my desk tilts over and me and my tuna fish sandwich, with xtra mayonaisse comes toppling down towards the crown. So i'm laying on the ground in a mayonaisse, Tuna, and weave carnage and in an attempt to save me, the dude who's m&m's i attempted to steal leaned over to try and catch me but fell over too. So then this dude, i wanna say his name his Eduardo, but i just call him Brazillian falls ontop of me creating even more death, carnage, and destruction. It was almost like the 3rd thing that those people in Portugal predicted. Ya know the first was world war 2, the second was when John Paul got shot, and the third must have been the carnage cause by me, brazillian, tuna salad, mayonaisse, and weave. But the most ironic part about it was that while his desk was falling over the m&m's flew into the air and landed in my mouth. And you might think this is good but TRUST me. I would have eaten them, but they were falling with such a velocity (thanks Koski) that they went right down my throat and caused me to choke. And i got sent to the Nurse. Man this entry sure has made my fingers hurt. I need my mom to go kiss them.
this has been an interesting day.
FOUL ON NUMBER 31 POPE JOHN PAUL II
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